＞３９９ 自分や仕事に自信を持つ ・・・俺は日本一の道路工事臨時雇われ人だ！ 自然な配慮、優しさ（向こうの人はチェックしている） ・・・俺も敵がチェックしてるな、と思ったらスゴク優しい！ 言うべき事は遠慮せず主張 ・・・「メシ3回も奢ったんだから、そろそろヤラせろ！」 あと英語も少し話せると＋ ・・・sure, i fucking speak english all right. no shit! fuck,man! i got fucking jersy accent, though... これらに常日頃から意識を持てば劇的にかわる
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Pole, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Pole, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Pole, and he stands there straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Pole"
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the Superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"